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TRUMP CAUSES OBESITY?

Barbra Streisand today has tweeted that Donald Trump has caused her to start piling on the pounds in an attempt to comfort her feels since his election victory.

Barbra Streisand today has tweeted that Donald Trump has caused her to start piling on the pounds in an attempt to comfort her feels since his election victory.

Since Trump does not come with a trigger warning, to many liberals dismay. It has led to Streisand, age 74, resorting to a diet of pancakes with maple syrup for breakfast instead of her usual dose of air and a sprinkling of strong-independent-woman.

The world’s media is clearly in shock.

Streisand called Trump “unfit for office” in an essay she recently wrote for the Huff Post.

Streisand is not the first feminist to complain that Trump has made them gain weight since he won the presidential election. Many women are proposing a sit-in at the local pancake house on Pennsylvania avenue in protest of how men continue to control the way they look. The pancake house is yet to comment, however it is believed they are doubling their offer for ‘plus size’ seats to ensure that they can fit all the feminists into the restaurant comfortably.

 

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